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will graham
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Name any character from any of my fandoms and I'll tell you...
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

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I'D SAY THE JOKER BUT THAT'S TOO EASY AND I CAME UP WITH ALL THE ANSWERS MYSELF

SOOOOOOOO PATRICK BATEMAN GO

a) 1 he loves tacos but they go straight to his hips
2 he had a confusing homoerotic experience in college which fucked him up
3 he got food poisoning at a restaurant once (b/c there was no reservation, it was karma) so he took his waitress home and force fed her her own ovaries
b) he's a fucking psycho
c) he's a fucking psycho
d) 1 dorsia ran out of tacos
2 jared leto refused to eat his cock
3 his parents loved him
4 his abs couldn't stop speeding bullets
5 he looked in the mirror and didnt like what he saw
e) patrick bateman loves only himself

pretty much spot-on<33 hahaha

since i did patrick bateman you now have to do... SIRIUS

Y SO SIRIUS???

(a) 1. he and remus had plans to elope, which were quickly postponed when sirius was sent to azkaban
2. dog!sirius has floppy ears, not the wolfy sort
3. gary oldman still plays sirius, but looks like this: http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2181/go1cw5hs3la0.jpg
(b) he was killed by a curtain
(c) he fuckin broke out of azkaban
(d) 1. read the sixth book
2. fathered a litter of puppies
3. punched harry in the face for "albus severus"
4. did me
5. met batman
(e) anyone but remus, 'cause that's just not canon

LOL thats perfect and i agree with everything

even if he can't punch harry in the face, i fucking will

i re-read the third book like two weeks ago and i was like astounded by the gayness. and then i was watching the fifth movie and i was just like FUCK Y DID U HAVE TO DIE GARY OLDMAN Y

i still need to see the dark knight again though

i saw it yesterday, and i was at the furniture store today where IMAX is (lol don't ask why they're connected, they just are), and two showings for the dark knight were both sold out. awesomeeeeeee

DANIEL FUCKIN' PLAINVIEW.

YYYYYYYY.

how did i know this was coming XD

a) 1 his mansion is haunted
2 he grows his own livestock and slaughters it with his bare hands to make his steak
3 he likes to have a lot of fluffy bubbles in his bath, thank you
b) he's so mean to lil H.W.
c) TOO MANY TO LIST - HIS MUSTACHE IN PARTICULAR
d) 1 he fell in love
2 he hated money
3 he hated oil
4 eli pwned him
5 he just bowled like a normal person
e) daniel plainview has no time for this love bullshit

OMG at a3. AHAHAHA

THIS IS ALL TRUTH. IA WITH THIS.

umm dunno if you're still doing this, but:

Peter MF-ing Campbell plz

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